Thursday, November 11, 2004
(5:42 PM) | Adam Kotsko:
New Rule
If you're an out-of-the-closet, bona fide gay man, it's okay if you hit on me. I'm not terribly likely to take you up on it (though who knows? there's a first time for everything), but I will take it in stride.If, however, you're the creepy straight guy who doesn't know he's gay, then you can probably leave me the fuck alone. I don't need to be your really good buddy after five seconds, and I definitely don't need to deal with your awkward levels of eye contact.
Obviously, Anthony would be the exception to both these rules.
