Wednesday, May 04, 2005
(10:05 PM) | Anonymous:
What do you do, now the old man's gone? D'you wanna be him?
I've come down from the upper class to mend your rotten ways. My father, FWC3, was a man of power, whom everyone obeyed. Well not really. That Arschloch (truth be told there wasn't much of a loch on his Arsch—Sterno functioned just fine as a key) couldn't get his own body to obey him. I came home to see how he was doing, and he was reduced to putting toothpaste on his cock and pretending he had come. Anyway, now that that pimply scrofula's out of the picture, I figure it's time for me to set up shop around here. Kotsko, thanks for dealing with Fucking Winceton Chuzzleass three, but you're not really necessary anymore.It's a new age around here!
