Friday, March 16, 2007
(11:27 AM) | Claire:
Friday Afternoon Confessional: Two Days To 'Sobriety'
After my brief brush with fame and my descent into methamphetamine addiction, traffic to my blog has, predictably, plummeted. I think it's going to be hard to gain back the trust of those I hurt during my weekend binge. Honestly, all of this still feels pretty raw-- I feel unable to further elaborate on my mental state. You'll be mildly happy to know that my HMO certified me for two days of medical detox-- which did give me two straight days without meth or coke in my system. After I was discharged from the hospital, I used again, but in a totally controlled and responsible way. I'm excited to have entered the revolving door of HMO regulated substance abuse treatment. If I run out of drugs, I'll probably admit myself again-- and maybe if I'm lucky, they'll keep me for the maximum five days of treatment. That should give me enough time to think of how to score more crissie and blow when I get out.I confess that my HMO will not cover a septum replacement.
I confess that I have about five good teeth left.
I confess that I have contracted Kotsko to give complimentary facials at an upcoming party.
I confess that I finally checked out Burning Angel and Casting Couch Teens and found them both amusing.
I confess that I became jealous when I saw someone use a public aid card to pay for a doughnut at the bakery.
I confess that I thought "It would be nice to get baked goods--for 'free.'"
I confess that I'm thinking about buying a TV just so I can watch the Sarah Silverman Program.
I confess that this heavenly creature would ditch Natalie Portman is he only knew that I speak his language: Spanish.
I confess that I'm trying to lure gay men to this blog.
I confess that I am allowing myself to be spiritually wounded by a hostile cat lady at work.
