Friday, November 16, 2007
(10:24 AM) | Adam R:
Friday Afternoon Confessional: No But Seriously Folks
I confess that I'm posting later than I intended, but not for nothing -- it's because I'm fucking sad people.Hahahaha. "It's because I'm fucking sad people," I confess, is an example of fine and true comedy.
Truth is, I've only been sad since yesterday. (I've been fucking sad people since 1999, or at least that's what the sign above my bed claims.) The dentist got me down, all with her, "Oh, we can't get an impression for the crown because your wisdom tooth is leaning into it," not to mention the fact that she kept stabbing me in the lip with her tweasers.
I was a bloody mess, dear friends. I stand before you having been a bloody mess.
I confess that what if I buy a house, just a cheapie, in the ghetto -- and what if it has a tits wireless network? Bidness is good, no it's great, and it involves large numbers that are growing small.
I confess that The Fastbacks are, and were, and shall be -- almost to the exclusion of every other band, ever.
I confess that, through my sadness, even famous women couldn't keep me out of bed.
