Sunday, June 15, 2008
(1:08 PM) | F. Winston Codpiece III:
Happy Father's DayOn this joyous day, when fathers across our great nation and, indeed, all around the world are receiving neckties and Tom Wolfe novels from their adoring offspring, I have only one question for my many illegitimate children: Would it have killed you bastards to call me?
I understand that the situation is complicated by the fact that I have made sure that your respective mothers do not know my phone number or, in many cases, my name or facial appearance, but the Lord rewards those who do the research necessary to the appropriate display of filial piety (cf. Judges 3:20-25).