Thursday, December 11, 2003
(9:32 AM) | Anonymous:
Satan himself v. George W.
Adam's comment to my Dismissive comments post got me thinking, "Would I vote for Satan himself if that was the choice were between George W. or Satan himself?"
The answer came back, "What's so bad with Satan himself?"
If you look at it the guy is just a really slimy lawyer type. He condemns Job, but that could have been a good Socialist move to curtail Job's massive wealth. He tempts Jesus, but we all know Jesus should have taken that world leader job which is why we are waiting for him to come back and get on with what we know he really came here for. In Revelation, shit, what does he do in Revelation that is so bad? We all know Christians are harming the fabric of a stable society, so he kills him. Good for him! That's a good policy decision!
To be quite honest, I'd vote for Satan himself, Triumph, the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man, Jerry Springer, Castro, that one dude at the homeless shelter that always talks about the "end times", anyfuckingbody.
