Monday, January 17, 2005
(11:53 PM) | Anonymous:
Mo' Money No' Problems
Ladies and gentlemen,Adam Kotsko deserves, needs, favors, and even swims like scrooge McDuck in his vault of ... money. We don't want him to break his head next time he dives in and finds little in the vault due to non working...
I have a solution.
For the betterment of the google ads to the left, and our web rankings on the web, I submit the following treatise which is bound to create masses of adclick wealth. Consider this me playing "Adclick Tycoon", surely the next creation from those geniuses with the tycoonese products.
Here we go:
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Thank you, this has been a blatant ad click-boosting post.
