Monday, February 21, 2005
(9:24 PM) | Anonymous:
Jim Gaffigan
This will be short, this will be easily scrollable, this will be revelatory.Ladies and Gentlemen - no wonder my life is going nowhere. Jim Gaffigan has stolen my face and sexy body. Evidence:
There is hope in all this, however. Apparently, someone who looks as goony as me can have a succesful character acting/stand up comedianing career. In addition, we who have this affliction can apparently hook up with moderately attractive women:
On a closing note - whomever registered me at largefriends.com as a handicapped, overweight, gay african american male - thank you very much. I've been getting offers for gay large-people pity sex in my mailbox the last two weeks. I'm so gonna score.
For your entertainment, here is what the person identified only as "hashbrown" put in my profile:
About me: (Headline: Naughty liaisons only) Huaghty intellectual with a clear understanding of what I need and want. Can and will travel for a taste of excitement and naughtiness. Indeed a lust for life and adventure. Please don't let me down.
About my match: Should be open to new encounters. Should also have a desire to try and do new things. Poor, rich, it doesn't matter. Quality counts. Pick me.
UPDATE:
This is great, but unworthy of its own post. Apparently a small label is putting out a jazz tribute to Pavement, everyone's favorite band. The piano cover of Trigger Cut show an immense amount of potential. It's here at Brown Brothers Recordings.
