![]() Home for the heteronomous | "Get a job — and some human rights!" Monday, March 21, 2005Social Security ReformWe all know that playing a lot of online poker is a good idea. Historically, young men with very little capital have been able to multiply their initial investment by up to 100 times, simply by entering online poker tournaments. Thus, I propose that everyone's Social Security earnings be used as the entry-fee to high-stakes online poker tournaments. We owe it to our seniors to earn the highest possible rate of return on their hard-earned retirement nest egg. |
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