Tuesday, March 15, 2005
(9:41 PM) | Anonymous:
Tee Shirts (T-Shirts?)
We like to make things from time to time. We can't draw, but we CREATE. And some philosophers have said some things about the act of CREATION, am I right? Yes, I'm right. The one guy said "Creating is like the metaphysical act of being all "Nuh uh" Yes." I think that was Elshtain or Balthasar.That was the stupidest paragraph ever. Anyway, look, I made some t-shirt designs with various software. MAybe I should now CREATE some T-shirts? This is the question I bring to you: Should I create these t-shirts. Here are the designs. Using VECTOR TECHNOLOGY, MS PAINT, and FREE USE CLIP ART TECHNOLOGY...I have made a repertoire in a matter of hours.
BEHOLD THE PROPOSED SITE LOGO:

and in full color!

Yes? Yes. Okay. Here is the assortment I have on hand after 1.5 hours of laborious work. Tell me what makes you laugh, what you would wear, what I should ditch, what I should think up funnier phrasing for - and so forth. PLEASE:

Goliath is not so scary with David cropped out.

Why is the guy in front always so serious?

We support all branches of Christianity. We are not a Christian blog.

Indeed.

I need a better phrase here. But I do like the sad emperor.

More people need VBS-esque shirts. I think.

Alternatively:

Furthermore:


I could have made a Michael Jackson joke here. But that would have been old in 6 months. God, I sure hope such jokes are old in 6 months.

This shirt was actually inspired by William Faulkner's "The Mansion". It is literary.

They took it well. Nice sports jacket, buddy!
And, my personal favorite:

(only to be printed with the support of the titular hero, of course)
Yes? No? Maybe so? Please, comment, rebut, question.