Sunday, April 23, 2006
(11:32 PM) | Anonymous:
The Peace of Blogphalia.
As the Homie Baba event comes to a close I'm sure we can all breath a sigh of relief that the Long War for/against Theory has finally come to an end. I've read all the posts and feel, as an Objective Viewer who did not particiapte, that all points of view have been expressed to the greatest possible degree. In honor of the trail of dead and dazed we may, at long last, usher in the age of the Nation-Blog! A neutral place where we can trade goods and services regardless of our particular Allegiance to Theory or non-Theory. For those who wish to give praise to the Holy See of Paris they may without fear of reprisal from the protestants who just want to study the Scriptures themselves in the light of Common Sense, free'd from the abuses of Eclecticism that is Higher.
Per the articles of the treaty all blog owners will be able to choose the Theory or non-Theory of their own blogs. Obviously The Weblog has now gained its independence from both The Valve and Long Sunday, being recognized as its own Sovereign Blog. The Republic of the Valve and its various independent bloggers have been given the right to exercise their own foreign policy, but they may not wage war against the Holy French Theory. The election of Theory emperors vivente imperatore (election of next emperor before the death of the one who actually rules) is banned. And the Low Church of Holbonia has gained the bishopic of Puchalskyia and Kaufmannistan.
May the Great Age of the Secular Blogo-State usher in an area of unmatched peace and quiet on the issues of Theory and their discontents. Long Live the Peace of Blogphalia.
