Thursday, June 22, 2006
(11:16 AM) | Brad:
Thursday Animal Blogging
Anthony's been telling me for weeks that I need to take up his mantle as the Weblog's resident animal blogger. For lack of anything more substantial to say at the moment, I think I'll finally do so . This is Ireland. When she is not sleeping, she is begging (both depicted here).
I have learned a couple of life lessons from her, though:
- When somebody tries to hump you without asking nicely, scare the be-jesus out of him & everybody else by attacking him, and then later, after things have cooled down, steal his cookies.
- In a fight, always, without fail, go for the neck and the extremities (not sure how practical that one is).
- Don't be ashamed of your crotch or afraid of anybody else's.
- It's fine to sleep on the vent & hog the air conditioning when you're the one dressed for winter.
- What's good enough to be begged for once, is certainly good enough to be stolen. (I think she learned that one from my neighbors, in fact).
There are, of course, more. But I'd hate for somebody to think this is anything more than a cynically Leftist, religious blog.
