Thursday, July 20, 2006
(1:07 PM) | Adam R:
Pro-Myf
"My friend, my friend, he's got a knifeToday there were as many as NINE pro-lifers outside my office building. And the nine of them had dozens of those huge, bloody posters of aborted babies. Wicked, gross, and what's worse: thoroughly unconvincing. Now, if they showed a photo and caption like this:
Myf
[maniacal giggles]"
-Phish
then you can bet I'd be shootin' all the doctors with all the rest of 'em.
"Human fetus at 9 weeks" -Jesus
And instead of those emaciated, sore-infested toddlers, Sally Struthers should try something like:
Why do I always have to be the one to tell people this? Okay, me and Cutecore, anyway.
"Feed my sheep, or whatever." -Jesus
