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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
(5:37 PM) | Adam Kotsko:
Stomach Trouble
Lately my stomach has been bothering me, and I can't figure out exactly why. My diet has remained unchanged:- Breakfast: One grapefruit and/or two oranges. Throughout the morning I normally make it through one and a half to two pots of coffee (black).
- Lunch: A chorizo burrito with extra beans and a side of jalepeno poppers (cream cheese). Throughout the course of the afternoon, I normally nurse a fifth of vodka; depending on the day, I'm finished with it anywhere between five and eight.
- Dinner: A large sausage pizza from Little Caesar's, with a cup of "Crazy Sauce" for dipping the crust. Also, I drink between two and five cans of Busch Light (more if Prison Break is on).
Is there something I need to change here?
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