Wednesday, December 27, 2006
(9:05 PM) | F. Winston Codpiece III:
Codpiece in Love
Dearest readers of the website devoted to my greatest creation, Adam Kotsko -- I have something I need to share with the world: I am in love. In fact, I am engaged. I know this will take many of you by surprise, and I regret having kept my relationship from you, but we decided early on to keep things quiet so as not to attract the paparazzi. That's right: as you may have already guessed, my fiancée is none other than actress Anne Hathaway, star of The Devil Wears Prada, together with The Princess Diaries and its inspired sequel. An image of this radiant beauty follows:
And -- why not? -- another one:
Before meeting me, darling Anne was indeed fed up -- with her good-girl image, with its subsequent tarnishing (not safe for work -- to her shame!), but most of all with meaningless relationships with dead-end losers. I changed all of that. In a series of romantic dates, highlights of which I will soon make available in montage format, I helped this tomboy to blossom into a seductive woman by making her conscious of her natural beauty. Despite some initial skepticism on my part, I have come to the conclusion that she is indeed ready to be my bride -- at the very least, she looks equally lovely in (despite everything) white:
Doubtless on our wedding night, she will find me to be very much a bucking bronco.
Further updates to follow -- watch this space!
