Saturday, December 09, 2006
(3:56 PM) | F. Winston Codpiece III:
Help Me Help the Sick and Dying
I have only recently gotten out of the hospital and have been deluged with massive medical bills. In order to help me meet some of these financial obligations, I have started a black-market organ harvesting business, using Craigslist to solicit potential donors.If you could help me to fine-tune my ad, I would be much appreciative. I've had some moderate success with it, but I know I can do better:
Statuesque 22yo blonde seeks unemployed d/d-free male for casual sexual encounter. Non-drinkers preferred.(I worry that the non-drinker aspect means that I'm missing out on a lot of potential candidates, but that's the only way I can get any money for their livers.)
