Sunday, March 25, 2007
(9:38 AM) | F. Winston Codpiece III:
Gentlemen, Behold!Since the loathsome Kotsko has deployed his gruesome visage upon us all, along with the stark beauty of his dominatrix, Claire, it seems only fair that my appearance be revealed as well.
This is a picture of me when I was a little constipated and wanted to try to "speed things along":
This is an image of me watching my lover, Anne Hathaway, approach me for purposes of passionate lovemaking:
And this, of course, is Anne Hathaway:
I don't have any pictures of us together at this time, but don't doubt me for a second: we are totally dating.