Friday, June 01, 2007
(1:26 AM) | bitchphd:
Friday Confession
I confess that I have an article due today that isn't written yet. I confess that I am ashamed.I confess that I am doing the confession because that bastard Kotsko is so fucking happy with himself lately, and so on top of his fucking deadlines, that he has nothing to confess. I confess that I resent him for this. I confess that that's actually a lie.
I confess that I have not been a good hostess to my mother-in-law this week.
I confess that we took PK to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3 last night and it really was too violent for a kid his age. I confess that he enjoyed it anyway. I confess that I am not as upset about this as I probably should be. I confess that a normal American childhood is unhealthy for children.
I confess that my carpets are stained. I confess that I am unsure of the origins of some of the stains, and that the others are cat barf stains. I confess that this is disgusting. I confess that I hate carpets. I confess that I hate cleaning carpets.
I confess that I spent almost $200 at Sephora tonight. I confess the grotesque nature of that expenditure. I confess that I am hung up about sun damage. I confess that I sunburned my knees the other day by taking a nap on the patio wearing a skirt and kneesocks. I confess that I should wear sunblock more regularly.
I confess that I really, really should quit smoking. I confess that PK is upset that I smoke. I confess that I feel guilty about this, but not as guilty as I should. I confess that I feel guilty about not feeling guiltier.
I confess that my confessions are petty ones.
