Thursday, October 18, 2007
(8:30 AM) | Adam Kotsko:
Defining Maleness
I propose the following traits as defining males:- The wandering eye -- constantly scanning one's range of vision in the hopes of finding someone sexually attractive
- Outbursts of rage -- especially rage directed against inanimate objects (lawnmowers that won't start, computers, etc.)
- Fascination with the size of one's shit -- this was inspired by a recent episode of South Park
