Tuesday, November 06, 2007
(7:16 PM) | Brad:
Letter to the Editor
This afternoon I happened to read the Letters to the Editor section in the newspaper of the Midwestern city I used to call home, and came across the following insightful words:I saw the article in "Good Things Happening" where an individual was being recognized for her excellence in dedication to Planned Parenthood. How in the world is this a good thing happening? Abortion is America's Holocaust. Why not honor a member of the Third Reich for his dedication to Hitler and his mission?
I'm really happy that this fair city's newspaper has the balls to print a letter maliciously ripping into the character of somebody who sought to follow her moral conscience and help women and young families deal with the questions associated with all manner of pregnancy, wanted and unwanted. So, in that spirit, I have just penned this follow-up, in eager expectation that they will do me the same courtesy:
I saw the recent letter to the editor where an individual compared the work of a Planned Parenthood volunteer to that of a Nazi knowingly complicit in the systematic murder of 11 million people. Is she really so obtuse? I hope a Holocaust survivor rapes & impregnates her with a baby that pre-natal doctors discover is not only severely retarded but Satan himself and will, obviously require a lifetime's (indeed, an eternity's) worth of care, and that her husband who clearly cannot deal with this level of drama and stress is openly scornful of her, resents having married his unfuckable hag of a wife and ends up looking at gay porn on his laptop when she asks him, "What should we do?"Do you think they'll print my letter, too? I mean. I've entered along the same level of a) absurdity and b) offensiveness, right -- the perfect mixture for the fair city's paper of record apparently.
