Tuesday, December 18, 2007
It's the Wood
My Christmas wish this year is quite simple. A heaping pile of chicken with hundreds of pictures of Kenny Rogers staring at me, begging me to eat his wood-roasted chicken. Leering at me, as I wipe my mouth & hands with a lemony, disposable towelette.
Oh, but this is but a wish! Kenny has left the chicken-roasting business. Run out of town by that cheap whore, Boston Market. I can but dream.
But wait! What's that? There's one remaining Kenny Rogers Roasters in U.S., and it is at the Ontario Mills Mall, just outside of Los Angeles?? Who knew that wishes do sometimes serve themselves up, like piles of macaroni & cheese and potato salad. I-5, here I come!
Expect a full report.