Friday, July 02, 2004
(8:24 AM) | Adam Kotsko:
Friday Afternoon Confessional
I confess, to almighty God, and to you, my brothers and sisters, that I have sinned through my own fault,
- in my thoughts: Based on offensive stereotypes, I have lately taken up the habit of guessing which patients in the doctor's office I work in are homosexual. I'm always extra-friendly with the lady I've decided is a lesbian, since I have such a strong bond with the lesbian community.
- and in my words: I have characterized all Calvinists as miserly Scrooges who are bent on destroying civilization.
- in what I have done: Last night I made a lot of noise when Justin was trying to sleep. The cause? I was making macaroni and cheese with Velveeta in it, and I was getting mad because the Velveeta wasn't melting fast enough. (I did eventually resolve the problem.)
- and in what I have failed to do: Remember that post where I asked for song lyrics about fathers, where you all participated so enthusiastically? I have so far failed to write the promised post.
May almighty God have mercy on us, forgive us our sins, and bring us to everlasting life. AMEN.
Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
Christ have mercy.
Christ have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
