Wednesday, August 11, 2004
(3:00 PM) | Anonymous:
Step Up the Sexy.
All blog's need to be sexy or else they need to get off the blogosphere. What would John and Belle have a Blog be like without Belle [I could not find a picture of Belle, Adam a little help if you please.]? Just another site with some guy saying rigorous a lot! What would Michael Berube be without that picture to the side? Just damn funny, but not sexy. What would Wonkette be without the sexy? Nothing but boring, endless gossip.In modern times the intellectual has become damn sexy. Derrida - sexy with that day-glo tan and white hair! Deleuze - double sexy with that stare and rumored homoerotic relationship with Guattari! Lacan - damn straight sexy with that hair and cigarette! Kristeva - greasy hair sexy! Bloggers must recognize this as a step towards awesome not a step away. Embrace the sexy.
I don't want to be merely intelligent, I want to be sexy because sexy covers a multitude of sins.
So come on people, start making with the sexy. I offer the only sexy picture of me, for the ladies and the gentlemen because bisexuality is sexy. It's all we got until Robb comes back.
This is a shit and garbage post.
