Saturday, April 30, 2005
(12:40 PM) | F. Winston Codpiece III:
In the beginning, there was Kamala
And Kamala was with me, and I was God.Kamala was with me from the beginning. We were separated by and through birth -- the birth of Gay Danish Man, our son, fruit of our loins, flesh of our flesh. Half-Ugandan and Half-Rich-but-falled-on-hard-times, the blue-blooded scion of a hermaphroditic former professional wrestler grew up fast, in the matter of only a few deeply disturbing posts. And he grew up to see his mother/father's greatest disciple, m2 of The H is O, call into being a creature whose entire existence is based on hatred for Kamala -- namely, anti-Kamala. It traumatized him. Gay Danish Man, like Bruce Wayne before him, decided to get vengeance, but in the properly 21st-century fashion: preemptively. He donned his mask and became anti-anti-Kamala.
We all know what happened then -- absolutely nothing. As anti-anti-Kamala's father, I rebuke him! Neither I nor your other parent is dead! Your ridiculous Webloggian antics are reminiscent of nothing so much as the fashion sense of Bea Arthur, played over a soundtrack of The Verve Pipe. "I'm in the photograph," indeed!
