Monday, January 29, 2007
(10:26 PM) | Adam Kotsko:
Just FYIHey everyone -- if you've ever been in an argument with me, you may qualify for Rich Puchalsky's undying loyalty. It really comes in handy: you can write a post, then wind him up, and let him speak on your behalf in the comments. Special features include:
- special insight into your (unstated) intentions in writing the post
- constant reiteration of your argument to all opponents -- sometimes including yourself if you change your mind about something
- relentless ad hominem attacks containing near-clairvoyant knowledge of the psychology of people he's never met
- calls to ban other people for their consistently rude and assholish behavior.
WARNING: Make sure you're ready for a lifetime commitment before cashing in -- he will absolutely dominate nearly every comment thread on your blog once you win his loyalty.