Tuesday, December 25, 2007
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Tuesday Hatred: Christmas Special
Merry Christmas God-fearing and fear-fearing readers of the Weblog alike. May all your birds be stuffed and your presents fully-refundable...
Today's hatred comes to you from deepest darkest Wiltshire, home of druids, ley-lines, crop circles, pre-historic monuments of uncertain purpose and my parents. I don't hate them, though, as they're lovely (even if we didn't celebrate xmas when I was younger because they thought that as atheists to do so would be 'hypocritical'...bloody Guardian readers!).
Anyway, the countryside is a terrifying place, filled with the random cruelty of animals and the cold indifference of hedgerows. I hate the random cruelty of animals and the cold indifference of hedgerows.
I also hate television, Blair's entirely predictable conversion to Catholicism, the Daily Mail, the Royal Family, social niceties, the boredom of conversation and the silence of the night.
Happy Holidays! Any Christmas Hate may be deposited in the box below.