Friday, February 29, 2008
(12:01 PM) | it:
inappropriate ninja confessionalFor all I know, Adam is currently writing this Friday's confessional, but just in case he's forgotten here is one.
I confess to larceny, overwork, neuroses, ambition, lethargy, apathy, hysteria and pusillanimity. And that was just the last five minutes. I confess to very quickly realising the potentially addictive qualities of this, even though showing off your long words doesn't seem like the most noble way of giving rice to the world.
I confess that I'm going to America soon but that I'm confused as to whether I need to give fingerprints, get a visa, give blood, shave my beard off (actually, that's not so much of a problem) or what. Help!