Tuesday, July 13, 2004
(11:46 PM) | Adam R:
That'll Be the Day
Thank you very much. I'm extremely honored. However, I feel I must turn down your nomination to be the next President of the United States of America.Even if I was 35, and even if I did have really great solutions to the difficult problems our nation faces, I would still have to reject your flattering offer. You see, I believe America's president should be a straight-A student and a successful business person, not some C+ guy who likes to have a beer, which I am, which I do.
Because even though I've got these great solutions, I believe there's hundreds of other people out there who can do just as well as me, who were actually hardworking students, successful leaders, and who live their lives above reproach.
The 2004 Republican candidate, for example.
If there's a spot open for National Satirist, however, I would consider that position.
Thank you.
