Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Finishing My PhD
I've decided that instead of using the outdated method of living through each and every moment between now and finishing my PhD, I'm going to have a montage. The main thing will be to have various scenes with more or less obvious subject matter: sitting in class, reading a book (perhaps scratching my chin), writing. But for comic relief, I'll also have some scenes where, say, at first the printer won't print, but then it starts printing overwhelmingly fast, driving me out of the room. (I need to work on that aspect.) Of course, after graduation, there will be a still shot of me enthusiastically throwing my cap in the air.Anyway, the choice of a song for this montage is important. I was thinking of Peter Gabriel's "Salisbury Hill," but now that seems more appropriate for the closing credits -- for the montage, I need something more upbeat. Any suggestions?
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Where Are the Womyn of the Weblog?
Per Winston's sage advice, I'm writing this post from the perspective of a sea otter. - ClaireAs I float on my back, I think about an ongoing problem at the Weblog. Except for Claire, there seems to be quite a lack of female posters. Why don't more womyn post here? In confidence, some womyn have said that they were turned off by the discussions of preferences in female pubic hair styles. Well, if anyone told me to shave my hair off, or just leave a landing strip, I'd crack his head open on my tummy. Shaving my hair would be a death sentence and an affront to my identity as a sea otter. Ladies, these guys have no say in how you should style your down there hair. I say, keep it, be proud-- heck, write a post about your massive bush. Just don't be silent and let the good ol' Weblog boys engage in a female pubic hair discourse without hearing your opinion on the matter. Second, I've heard from some womyn who aren't students of theology of philosophy that feel they have nothing to contribute to this site. OK, all I really have to talk about is floating on my back, cracking an especially large abalone on my tummy, the trials of having my nose bitten while mating, and the sweet satisfaction of slumbering, anchored in a forest of kelp. Does that have anything to do with philosophy or theology? No, but everyone can relate to the universal themes of food, sex and relaxation. Your comments needn't be earth-shattering or clever (save those for Unfogged). Just speak to the human experience and the readers are sure to respond positively. Lastly, I hope I can be an example to the would-be woman posters of the Weblog. If the men-folk can relate to and engage with posts by a non-verbal marine mammal, they are sure to connect much more with a post by a fellow human. Once you widen your focus to the entire animal kingdom, gender becomes an irrelevant difference between beings.
I hate that only one person has taken advantage of the free cognitive-behavioral therapy I'm offering on my blog.
I hate that at Whole Foods, elderly people stand in front of the samples for an hour and cockblock my attempts to get a free snack.
I hate that the psychotic nurse-case manager from a local mental hospital calls, and before I can say anything, screams, "Who's available to do a live commercial!!??"
I hate that I have an interview today and I still haven't perfected my answer to, "Why do you want to leave your current job?" (I'm taking suggestions for answers from anyone experienced in hiring.)
I hate that I am extremely nervous about a telephone interview.
I hate that I cannot list all of you as references.
I hate that there is no place on a resume for blog experience.
I hate that every time a call goes to voicemail, the caller angrily demands to speak to "a LIVE person" as if I had previously transferred them to one of the deceased.
I hate that callers continue to insist that my co-worker, Joe, is a woman.
I hate that it seems trite to name things truly worthy of hate, like the impending climate change apocalypse or the possible strike against Iran.
If this has all been just too much for you, I suggest you visit Richard and friends.
The Threat of Poetry
Just read this. Poetry apparently now presents itself as a special risk to national security for its content and format. Just think of all the secret codes in Auden!Monday, February 26, 2007
(6:22 AM) | Old - Doug Johnson:
Oscar Blogging: The Morning After
Coattails: Graham King, William Monahan, and Thelma Schoonmaker should send flowers thanking Jon Stewart after receiving Oscars for their work on The Departed - Monahan should also include a large check; Melissa Etheridge can simply write "To the real star of the 79th Academy Awards, Father Earth" on the card with her arrangement.Peter O'Toole is a consumate actor: my stomach did half a turn watching him regain composure after a split second in which he looked as if he'd been socked in the solar plexus
The Three Amigos: 16 nominations, 4 awards, zero in major categories. Definitely the lowlight of my Oscar evening.
How were my picks: My predictions, 3 out of 7 (Alan Arkin, Scorsese, Mirren); If I had chosen, 1 out of 4 (Scorsese). Brad's choices did a good bit better, 3 for 5 (Mirren, Whitaker, Arkin)
A Rule of Thumb
Reading over 100 pages of Calvin's Institutes in one day may have adverse effects on one's mood and overall well-being. Calvin argues that knowledge of God's providence -- meaning God's micromanaging of everything -- is a source of comfort and peace, but after reading the relevant section and thereby being informed of God's providence, I have to say that my experiene is not what he predicts. Surely no one can doubt that Calvin was a great theologian, but his expertise in human psychology appears to have been less thorough.As a sidenote, I've heard that the "rule of thumb" derives from some kind of regulation that stipulated that a husband could beat his wife with any implement that was smaller around than his thumb, and that therefore one should not use the phrase so as not to commemorate such vile misogyny. Is this etymology accurate?
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Master of Arts
Adam reminded me today that I am a douche-fuck; that is, that I did not inform y'all of my having completed the master's program at Vanderbilt. I really am sorry. I will be posting a full, lengthy explanation for my hiatus from blogging (and especially here at my home the Weblog) over at my blog some time this week. For those who are interested in my research project (on the disappearance of the Church and Baptism), it is actually available on the web...believe it or not. I have no idea what the link is, but if you search for Vanderbilt University's Electronic Thesis and Dissertation Library, you should be able to find a page to search my name and view it. As I've confessed often, I'm pretty lazy with links.Adam, I owe penance; I hope that you will take my confession on Friday, but more importantly offer forgiveness...I really have been a jackass about keeping "in touch" (the irony is so thick with that little cliche, isn't it?...the value of blogging aside, internet relation reminds me of how rarely we actually "touch").
(6:09 AM) | Anthony Paul Smith:
Sunday Music Videos
Adam may have one of these planned already, but I wanted to share some of the music I like.TV on the Radio
Dave likes them in his own old man sort of way ("Yeah that was cool!").
I realized reading the post below about The Smashing Pumpkins and NIN how much older you all are. Not that I didn't listen to The Smashing Pumpkins and NIN, but I never owned one as they were my oldest step-brother's albums. Rather it was Refused that got me through the last years of High School.
And the Murder City Devils. Now because you're all old and need something quiet here is Cat Power performing "Lived in Bars" live. It's very good. Some of you may actually know the famous blues musicians playing in the band (I do not).
Saturday, February 24, 2007
If it was good enough for Wycliffe...
It is my assertion that the thesaurus is the most deleterious reference volume ever devised. Supercilious wordsmiths acquisitive of notoreity for capacious lexicons cogitate upon thesauri, deploying locutions whose signification is superannuated at best and preposterous at worst. An injudicious cupidity for exactitude recoils upon the oblivious dilettante, engendering nebulae of Latinate verbiage uncongenial to the conveyance of rumination. In such connections, a canny scribe should optate in favor of availing himself of colloquial Anglo-Saxon nomenclature.In short, Roget should be exhumed and posthumously burnt at the stake.
Rock of the 90s
This topic came up at dinner after a lecture last night: If forced, which would you choose, Smashing Pumpkins and Nine Inch Nails? More specifically, which double album: Mellon Collie or The Fragile? I went with Nine Inch Nails all the way, but the concensus was in favor of Smashing Pumpkins on both counts. How anyone who has listened to the last half of the second disc of Mellon Collie could even consider choosing it over The Fragile is beyond me.When the topic turned to Stone Temple Pilots, my claim that Tiny Music was their best album -- indeed, their only album that is even marginally memorable -- was contested by a partisan of Purple. I can kind of see that. "Interstate Love Song" was arguably the greatest rock radio single of the 1990s -- that is, if we consider it qua radio single. (Better songs were released as radio singles in the 1990s, but they weren't necessarily better singles.)
Metallica didn't even come up. Apparently we've all finally forgotten them -- a richly deserved fate. Even Q101 appears to have given up on the afternoon "Mandatory Metallica."
Friday, February 23, 2007
Art and Non-Art
[This has been a "draft" waiting to be edited for a LONG time, so sorry for the hiatus. I just didn't take the time to finish what I started, and then one distraction led to another, etc. This may not be pertinent at all any longer].So, in one of his comments Marc anticipated where I wanted to take this discussion of Adorno and "popular music" (I'm not attributing any of the rest of this to Marc, he was only pointing to an anecdote, but that story got my wheels turning). We cannot define the difference between art and non-art. If this is the case, then Adorno's description of popular music as: "a music that can scarcely be counted as art" ("Popular Music," 35), must be thoroughly problematized. I'm not so sure, however, that the above is really the case...that is, if we can't define the difference between art and non-art, then isn't everything art (or nothing is art, in which case everything is non-art)? Perhaps it is this very problem that prompts us in the first place to ask questions about human making ("What makes that art?"). But, these questions must quickly encounter the thorny distinctions the medievals drew between art [ars] as human "making" and the aesthetic [esthetica] as an object which elicits pleasure (or in some sense manifests "beauty"). In other words, as Umberto Eco says, "The experience of beauty does not necessarily have art as its object; for we ascribe beauty not just to poems and paintings but also to horses, sunsets, and women--or even, at its limits, to a crime or a gourmet meal" (The Aesthetics of Thomas Aquinas, trans. Hugh Bredin (Cambridge, MA: Harvard University Press, 1988), 3. So, although beauty can be elicited by the objects human art makes (I won't get into questions of mediation here, or what it is that actually gives the beauty), beauty is not limited to this making (nor is it found in every object made...this raises interesting and perhaps unanswerable questions about the objectivity of beauty over against subjective perception: sometimes boring, but necessary questions like, "Is beauty in the eye of the beholder?"). So, at least, it seems, we can say that art--as opposed to "non-art"--involves human making (we can only then have a basis for judging "beauty," or "non-beauty," which is really the question Marcuse saw at hand, I think).
All of this comes to a head in Brad's latest post over at An und fur sich. The most compelling sentences:
[T]he artisan’s attention is set beyond the productivity of her work; set beyond, that is, the work’s objectivity as a work (a chair, a rug, etc.). The artisan’s attention, rather, is on the ‘poietic’ value of her craftwork, whereby the very activity of her craftsmanship involves her in the opening of the world to something truly new. Craftsmanship, in short, is attuned to the creation of something whose value is precisely and fully the act of its creation, and not its productive capacity for exchange, consumption, or use. As such, the craftsman’s attention is directed toward the fashioning of a radically new existence, one incommensurate with the present order of reality and its existent horizon of expectationsI think that the distinction between art as "making" and aesthetics as an "eliciting of beauty or pleasure" is actually upheld, here, by Brad (even despite being a proposal "on craftmanship"!). In the comments, I believe Gabe misses--with all due respect--that the "making" Brad is discussing has to do with the subject's involvement in the eliciting of beauty (which is, I think, the constitution of a sort of "aesthetic subjectivity," here...and for that reason, also, "revolutionary subjectivity"), and not with "art" (Brad is careful to use the term aesthetics or "creativity" and not art, knowingly I'm sure of the medieval distinction)...to give Gabe a little more credit, though, it's quite possible that he is simply saying that there is nothing wrong with "use-value" or "commodification" in itself (along the lines of Graham Ward on Castoriadis?). I am not so sure this is the case in the way Brad seems to intend these terms, though. So, there is a kind of "making for the sake of making," in Ruskin and Morris, but the making does not reduce to the use-value of the object (and I think this would be a reduction); the entire point seems to be that the action of making is the aesthetic moment, one that could not be objectified. Perhaps I am wrong, but without some "subjective" engagement with the act of making, the act of making would itself be merely "art," in the medieval sense (one that is captive to "use-value," commodification, and ultimately capital).
I have to say, I'm still not so sure that this is all that different from either Milbank's reading of Ruskin (in "On Complex Space," I think), or Rowan Williams' reading of Maritain--I don't see the real difference between a "radically orthodox" aesthetic and the one Brad is proposing. Don't get me wrong, I think both are extremely necessary. And since what really matters is in the details, perhaps this burgeoning conversation in contemporary theology is a sign of very good thins to come.
This has been the most rambling-ass post ever.
Friday Afternoon Confessional: The Hyphen in Anal-Retentive
I confess that yesterday when cleaning the house, I mopped all the floors twice, as if that would make it last longer somehow. I confess that my cleaning extended even to polishing my shoes.I confess that the washing machine in our building has not been working for a while now, and my laundry issues are reaching a crisis level. I confess that I've been wearing my "laundry day" jeans for over a week straight. I confess that this laundry situation contributes to what a noted Polish thinker has called "the funk of man" in my apartment.
I confess that I've been trying to think of Wilco lyrics to correspond to famous thinkers. So far I've got two:
- Jacques Derrida: "I've got reservations about so many things, but not about you."
- John Calvin: "No love's as random as God's love."
I confess that I have been posting these too early and that this behavior will stop or I will be facing serious consequences.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
A Special Request From Winston
Recently my dearest friend and trusted companion, F. Winston Codpiece III, or Winston, as I call him, presented me with a special request. He asked that I write a piece from the perspective of his favorite cuddly marine mammal: the sea otter. Many of you are unfamiliar with the more sensitive, sentimental side of this mysterious man. Let me take a minute to introduce you to the Winston I know.Yesterday, Winston invited me over to trade Lisa Frank stickers and Beanie Babies. I always love visiting him because his house reminds me of the most tender moments of my childhood. His pastel pink walls are are lined with shelves and display cases of Precious Moments dolls. He has a collection of vintage, framed 1980's "Hang In There" kitten posters hung throughout the living room. His bedroom is filled with cute pictures of cuddly animals that you just can't find in stores today. When I arrived yesterday, he had a Debbie Gibson record softly playing and had placed two mugs of Swiss Miss hot chocolate and a plate of Keebler Elves on the table.
Winston is probably the best listener I have ever met-- he listens with his heart as well as his ears. I often bounce ideas off of Winston because I know he will be supportive and encouraging of anything I say. I've told him of the trials of being the only regular female poster on the Weblog, of how I sometimes tire of maintaining the hard, Mistress of the Weblog persona. It's a man's blogosphere, so I've had to mostly dispense with my feminine charms and adopt this bristly careerist exterior. I've realized that I've adopted an almost militaristic style of interaction with people who should be my blog allies. For instance, I communicate with Kotsko by barking commands that are met more and more with resigned, but begrudging silence. Winston has suggested that I open up to Kotsko about my anxieties about being a female poster at the Weblog. But, I told him I'm not ready to make myself that vulnerable, at least not until I have administrator privileges. We did agree on a compromise, though. I will reconnect with my more tender, softer side by posting from the perspective of a sea otter. This will only further serve to file off the hard edges of the exterior animus that I have so carefully built. I know that Winston's top priority is my personal growth, and it will be a privilege to share will all of you as I embark on this journey of self-rediscovery.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
(2:53 PM) | Old - Doug Johnson:
Oscar Blogging: Three Six Mafia One ...
Picks, Predictions, CommentsPerformance by an actor in a leading role
Prediction: Peter O’Toole in Venus (While if it was up to moviegoers generally, Will Smith would run away with it, The Academy goes with awarding someone they should have long ago)
Haven’t Seen: Any of them (chose against seeing Forest Whitaker on Valentine’s Day at the last minute)
Strange that none of the best actor nominees come from best picture nominees. On that note, I kind of favor DiCaprio. If his performance in Blood Diamond is any better than the one he gave in The Departed, he’s earned it.
My Pick: [I’m not picking in categories in which I haven’t seen at least three of the films – other weblog reader’s feel free to fill in the blanks]
Performance by an actor in a supporting role
Prediction: Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine (foreshadowing things to come)
Haven’t Seen: Jackie Earle Haley in Little Children (will see this film if I get a chance before Sunday) or Djimon Hounsou in Blood Diamond
Alan Arkin is an absolute riot. Whalberg outdid himself (see comments on best director). Haley is many-a-critics favorite. Dreamgirls, however, deserves some major Oscar and Eddie Murphy is one of the best actors of our time. It remains to be seen whether he’ll make a complete switch to Oscar favorable movies. (The Academy won’t chose him, however, for some of the same reasons it won’t even nominate Jim Carrey).
My Pick: Eddie Murphy
Performance by an actress in a leading role
Prediction: Helen Miren
Haven’t Seen: Any other performance besides Miren’s.
Supposedly a runaway. I thought the guy who played Blair was equally compelling. I suppose it will take an outstanding film for the best actor of our generation (Streep) to win again. Dench and Blanchett in Notes on a Scandal and Penélope Cruz in Volver are performances I really would like to have seen by this point.
My Pick: [none - see above]
Performance by an actress in a supporting role
Prediction: Adrianna Barraza in Babel (almost too close to call)
Haven’t Seen: Blanchett
Blanchett will perhaps someday challenge Streep for most nominations ever but won two years ago and will be passed over. Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine will not be considered seriously because she already has the accolade of youngest nominee of all time. Partisans of Babel may very well cancel each other out with respect to Barraza and Rinko Kikuchi, but I can’t imagine Jennifer Hudson winning for Dreamgirls. It’s not that she doesn’t turn in an amazing performance, but that, like Breslin, the nomination itself seems reward enough for someone who unjustly lost out in Simon Cowell’s clown show. So I think Barraza being slightly more experienced as an actress will win her the award. Both actresses were incredible, but I have a slight preference both for Mexico and for Barraza’s incredible range from über-competent nanny to an utterly disoriented and unhinged victim of the Minutemen’s sandbox.
My Pick: Barraza
Best motion picture of the year
Prediction: Little Miss Sunshine (Oscar voters miss the main political issue, the war on terror, yet again for a delightfully, entertaining ethical sideshow – beauty pageants and the problem of skinny models)
Haven’t Seen: Thanks to catching large chunks of The Queen (a good movie, but the least worthy of the five nominated) while jointly attempting to juggle two kids under four on a plane, I can say that I’ve seen all of them.
Letters from Iwo Jima is far and away the better film with respect to The Departed, and not just because of a definite genre preference for near-minimalistic violence with a cogent political message over against totally depraved realism or, better, gangster fantasy (can one even consider using the word realism when blood splurts forth as cutely as water from some promise-keeper family’s front yard fountain?). The conclusion of The Departed is an utter failure in a way that isn’t true of its Hong Kong source material (Infernal Affairs). Whatever becomes of the letters from the girl? And, worse, why don’t things tie themselves up through such letters rather than through some mole underling who appears out of no where and somehow knows the secret identity of the top bad cop while the Boss’s favorite kid is apparently clueless as to his existence. Eastwood films have had their share of Oscar success, and thus it would have taken a hell of an overwhelmingly superior film to prevent a showdown between Little Miss Sunshine and Babel for best film.
(I was unable to participate in I Cite’s lengthy discussion of Babel, but see my comments here and here). Little Miss Sunshine was the most enjoyable film I saw this year outside of Borat, but Babel is arguably the best of González Iñárritu’s three stunningly brilliant films (and his career may take a precipitous plunge from here on out if his split with screenwriter Guillermo Arriaga remains permanent). Terrific performances. Cinematography at its very finest. A trenchant and provocative take on the war on terror. How do you defeat an Empire? Confuse it by speaking different languages at it. Everyone talks about the peeing scene, but the immediately prior one in which the all-American star of Fight Club can barely manage to knock over a tubby Australian tourist (and still loses out) is even more telling. Imperial overreaction means that a hundred or so police cars arrive to take on two little boys and their nearly toothless father hours before the arrival of an ambulance or helicopter. Bodily abandon in response to radical bodily vulnerability is offered, in each of the disparate yet intersecting stories, as a way to overcome cultural-linguistic gaps. Crash, last year’s winner, borrowed its titular trick from Arriaga (definitely my pick for best original screenplay) and González Iñárritu’s Amores Perroes, and, as one critic puts it, is like a college kid’s term paper on race in comparison to Babel’s masterstroke.
My Pick: Babel
Best foreign language film of the year
Prediction: Pan’s Labyrinth (Mexico)
Haven’t Seen: After the Wedding (Denmark), Days of Glory (Indigènes) (Algeria), The Lives of Others (Germany), Water (Canada)
Definitely should have seen Water by this point. Pan’s Labyrinth is one of the most highly regarded movies of the year and probably would have made a run at Best Film if it had chosen to run in this category. Difficult to watch, but I’m liking it more and more as I think about it without trying to make sense of causality between the fable and more realistic action. Still not sure if I appreciate the combination of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and Borges Labyrinth as the major influences.
My Pick: [none – see above]
Achievement in directing
Prediction: Scorsese
Haven’t Seen: Stephen Frears' United 93 (and don’t really have any desire to)
Martin Scorsese zero. I would be very much tempted to let this joke by John Stewart from last year stand as is. No way The Academy will. It’s an incredible blight that will not be allowed to stand. Eastwood’s direction is certainly better, but then, Scorsese’s direction of The Aviator was unquestionably superior to Eastwood’s in Million Dollar Baby. I’ve seen five Scorsese features and this is my sixth favorite Scorsese film. Certainly one of his next two scheduled films (unless it’s totally flubbed, Silence) will be better. González Iñárritu would definitely be a worthy alternative. But then, this is an award for directing and Marty did somehow manage to coax an Oscar nomination worthy performance out of Marky Wahlberg.
My Pick: Scorsese
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
For You, Kind Bloggers
My week has been marked by kindness and generosity from all reaches of the blogosphere. When I posted my desperate plea for help in finding a new job, I never expected it to be linked at the Weblog and Unfogged. But that is exactly what happened. Some readers eagerly supplied me with contacts, while others cruelly mocked my networking efforts. Coming into this week, I have a couple new contacts and more hope than ever that I may not be damned to spend eternity in my present job. I want to thank each and every one of you for the leads and support. I dedicate these hatreds to the kind strangers of the Weblog.I hate that I found it necessary to come into work sick today to avoid the cheesefry explosion that takes place when I try to take time off.
I hate that for every one of my woes, there is a corresponding curative baked good.
I hate that I lost a spelling and drinking bee with the word 'elegy.'
I hate that after the spelling/drinking bee, I arrive at my painting class drunk and dehydrated and proceeded to make a painting so horrible that my teacher told me to stop painting and finish next week.
I hate that I let Ben Wolfson correct my grammar.
I hate that more people don't come bathe in the healing light of my blog.
If you just don't have it in you to hate, visit the McElroy family blog where it's all love- all the time.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Knowing Best
Obviously obtaining a PhD requires a certain degree of what Walter Kaufman calls "galloping consumption," and in an interdisciplinary program such as mine, that consumption can sometimes seem especially indiscriminate. For instance, yesterday I read H. Richard Niebuhr's The Meaning of Revelation, Derrida's essay on Celan's "Meridian" speech, and part of Judith Butler's Gender Trouble. Today I hope to combine some more Butler with some Karl Rahner. It's all very exciting.In the course of this galloping consumption, however, I sometimes like to step back and ask myself what I feel like I really know, which texts I know backwards and forwards. My list is as follows:
- Derrida, The Gift of Death
- Nietzsche, The Genealogy of Morals (especially the first two essays)
- Benjamin, Theses on the Philosophy of History
- Paul, "The Epistle to the Romans"
And so, the obvious question you've all been waiting for: what texts do you know best?
UPDATE: Looking back over this post, I feel as though Butler and Rahner are as different as it is possible for two authors to be. I keep trying to come up with counter-examples, but they all sound contrived and arbitrary.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Unbelievable Affront
Can you believe that anyone would write anything negative about blogs? The nerve of these people!Someday, when archeologists are excavating our blogs, they will conclude that the purpose of blogging is to defend blogging as an enterprise. This is the one feature that unites all the variegated and incommensurable types of blogs -- from the obnoxious blog triumphalism of the early Andrew Sullivan, to the sarcastic calls for a conference on blogger ethics by Atrios, to the instinctive defensiveness of the literary blogosphere.
But not The Weblog. We are the exception that proves the rule. If we are defending blogging from anything, it is from bloggers. We are admittedly producing the worst possible blog, day after day. No one should read us. We will not replace or supplant anything. Some day, seemingly at random, it will just be gone, and that will be okay.
Buying Books Online
A couple observations:- People selling used books online apparently have a radically different concept of what "some" underlining means.
- Whenever I buy something directly through Amazon instead of from one of the used booksellers, the process of actual receiving my package is a huge ordeal, at least when I choose "standard shipping." For instance, on February 5th I paid for 3-5 day delivery; today, on the 17th, I still have no idea where my package is.
Friday, February 16, 2007
The Cast of MTV's Real World - Irvine: where people stop being polite, and start getting the Real

Friday Confession: Monkey Love and Baader-Meinhof
I confess that I have got into the habit of looking at people and trying to imagine them as apes. Children become baby apes; old people become distinguished old gorillas with wise faces. Television newsreaders make especially good baboons. This may be the closest I will ever get to a generic love of humanity.I confess that listening to Black metal does not make me feel any better. Stopping listening to Black metal makes me feel marginally better, compared to how I felt when I was listening to Black metal. I confess that this is the least promising mood-control technique I have
tried since I first took up smoking.
I confess that when I was a teenager my mother was terrified that I would join the local equivalent of the Baader-Meinhof gang. I confess that I have never been remotely likely to do anything of the sort. I confess that I get exactly the same kicks now out of arguing with
hard-leftists as I used to get out of arguing with members of the Christian Union at school. I confess that I am completely unserious, and will never contribute anything of value to any revolutionary movement.
I confess that I have been completely mentally enslaved by Badiou, and now see everything in terms of axiomatic set theory. I confess that this will wear off eventually. I confess that going by past experiences of complete mental enslavement by major continental philosophers this is likely to take about five years. I confess that I am very boring to talk to right now.
I confess that IT is beating me at chess. I confess that I am unreasoningly cross about this. I confess that I used to play board 11 for the County under-13s (or was it board 13 for the County
under-16s?). I confess that I got very tired indeed of all-day chess tournaments, even though they were among the few occasions besides Christian Union get-togethers when I ever got to meet girls of my own age (and girls who were into chess, moreover). Once at an all-day chess tournament three girls came up to me and asked me which of them I fancied most. I confess that I had absolutely no idea, and told them that I would have to know a lot more about their personalities before I would be able to respond meaningfully to their question. I confess
that the way they laughed at me still haunts my dreams to this day.
Now it is your turn. Confessions about chess and girls especially welcome - and multiply so if you yourself are a chess-playing girl.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
God's Romantic Will
I'm sure that all of us raised in the evangelical milieu have a story about a break-up caused by "God's will." Has anyone ever been told that it's "God's will" that someone get together with them? Better, has anyone ever been persuaded by such an argument?Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Unite!

Going to Britain again next month impells me to say the following. The best two things about the increasingly ultra-professionalized, Research whatever-you-call-it Exercised British academy are (1) Paul Gilroy's appointment to LSE, and (2) the young and fiesty continental philosophy departments. They should really get together and do something special. The only time I think there has ever been contact between these two polarities though is in the form of a, slightly reserved, book jacket recommendation. People! Acquire a capacity to read the symptoms plaguing your academy; those symptoms inhibiting acts of solidarity; act! and enter the space of possibilities opened thereby!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Connections
If you can find Claire a job in Chicago, do so.The Amanda Marcotte Affair
I don't have a lot of libidinal investment in "netroots" type of stuff nor in bloggers having an official role in political campaigns. It should be pretty obvious that while I would literally sooner die than vote Republican, I am not a passionate believer in the Democratic Party or in the specifically American form of "liberalism," specifically because of what Marcotte's firing represents. Bill Donohue is an absolutely despicable person, who in any sanely ordered society would never be allowed to make a public statement. Yet somehow he is dictating the hiring decisions in the Edwards campaign -- or at least manipulating Edwards into wasting his time on a personal statement disavowing Marcotte's "offensive" post about religion.The time has long since passed for a kind of default "fair-mindedness" toward all comers. Until a Democrat can come out and say, "Bill Donohue is basically a fascist and shame on the media for continuing to give this man a public hearing," the right will continue to maintain their stranglehold over the terms of the debate. It really is necessary to shout down people, to call them what they really are without some bullshit qualifiers like "I admire his conviction." And they need to start putting pressure on the media to stop giving a voice to these people. Bill Donohue is entitled to his freedom of speech, of course -- so let him start a fucking blog.
Weblog Cleansing
It's been a week since I was discharged from the hospital and I'm feeling marginally better. The electroconvulsive therapy treatments have been somewhat effective in reducing my major depression. I know I used to be terrified of global warming, but today I can't remember why. Thankfully, I no longer think I'm a gargoyle and I have made amends with all those affected by my psychotic episode in the metals class. I am proud to say that I have been such a model patient that I am now allowed to inject myself with Haldol and induce a near-catatonic state whenever I need to. I find it particularly helpful to shoot up before work each day. Now that I'm so comfortably numb, I can let the biting, spiteful comments, baseless accusations, and affirmations of my non-existence slide right off me. I'm no longer a gargoyle; I'm a human sieve.I affirm that I am everything that is wrong with the Weblog. I have poisoned it with a particularly wicked and scat-tinged humor that only a 27-year-old female non-theology student could deliver. I offer myself to you, the readers: do with me what you deem necessary to once and for all cleanse the Weblog of this scatological, non-intellectual, pop-culture-obsessed pestilence that I have introduced.
I hate that I am staying up late to write the hatreds.
I hate that I have volunteered to be the first female homo sacer in the history of the Weblog.
I hate that the people at the bakery are now afraid of me because I constantly stick out my tongue.
I hate that I overdosed on Haldol and ended up soiling myself at work.
I hate that, like the sea otter, I have more hair in one square inch that a human has on its whole body.
I hate that my co-worker is so anal retentive that he can't let me set anything on his desk.
I hate that this co-worker speaks in clipped Chicago speech and looks like he will explode into mess of pizza puffs and cheese fries if he has to utter a full sentence.
I hate that I give out commemorative lapel pins to all those I have fisted.
I hate that there are still some fucktards out there who can't come to terms with my existence.
If you still don't believe, maybe you should read the Tuesday Love.
Archives Are Fixed
This was actually posted around 11:00am, but I changed the date so as to be beneath Claire, the only behavior she tolerates. Old alerted me of a problem with the archives, which seemed to be related to our switch to the New Blogger. Browsing through the support group, I found out that the old method of archiving I used, namely a separate page, was considered to be extremely out of date even before the switch to the New Blogger. Naturally, I felt like a complete idiot for not keeping up on the latest fads in Blogger templates -- and so I remedied the problem, replacing my tidy separate page with the tacky list of each month on the front page.I really hope that they don't phase out other Old Blogger features in favor of "ease of use," because my current template is a work of art -- conditional tags, linked stylesheets that don't require a "republish" for formatting changes, the list just goes on and on. Of all my achievements as a blogger, my template is what I'm most proud of.
Monday, February 12, 2007
(12:39 PM) | Anthony Paul Smith:
Be Human Pig! (and Man! and Dog! and so on and so forth...)
Something about this video that Infinite Thought posted really affected me. I watched it twice just enthralled with everything going on here - social-production, animal production, anti-production, fascism, the machination of nature, the force of law, etc. I know it is kind of cheesy to admit it, but this cartoon has fucked me up.(9:25 AM) | F. Winston Codpiece III:
Notice of Reduced Posting
I put in the low bid, so I am now the official blogger for Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign. I will still stop by this fetid cesspool from time to time, but most of my bodily fluids will (understandably) be spent in the course of my official and highly-paid blogging duties. Stop by Sentator Clinton's blog later today to see lovingly PhotoShopped images of me receiving analingus from Catholic League president William Donohue.Thank you to Mr. Kotsko for foolishly allowing me to consistently upstage him here, and thank you all for hardly ever wasting my time by commenting on my posts.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Dear New York Times: Fuck You
On their homepage, the tagline to this story is as follows: "Senior U.S. military officials presented their first public evidence for the assertion that Iran is supplying Shiite extremists in Iraq with lethal weapons." It's a triumph of non-critical parroting of government claims. Clearly, they have gone through the requisite self-examination and learned the crucial lessons of the lead-up to what future historians will call "The Fucking Iraq Clusterfuck."I especially like that they specify that we're talking about lethal weapons here. Otherwise, I'd have assumed we were talking about your typical Nerf Bow and Arrow.
Parenthetical Attacks!
A site called Cultural Parody Center has brilliantly skewered The Weblog:(Speaking of the Trolls from the graduate-level Leibach fan club over at Weblog, will you please finally GRADUATE??? And change the name of the site to something INTERESTING, perhaps without ''web'' in the title? I might then consider actually reading your deep philsophy on the Holy Trinity mixed with reports on your pocket money situation!)To cut so deeply, and in an aside no less -- we are dealing with talented satirists here. In my defense, however, I will note that getting a PhD has traditionally taken a long time.
And just so you guys know -- I got my student loans, so now I'm fucking rich as hell. No worries on the pocket-money front for now.
Sunday Music Videos
This is an experimental new feature. Surprisingly, the YouTube dump last weekend got favorable reviews, at least the Regina Spektor post.Gillian Welch, "Annabelle"
Cat Power, "Nude as the News"
Jay Farrar & Kelly Willis, "Rex's Blues"
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Bare Life or Death
So, does the horror of a sedated auschwitz lay in the maintenance of bare life or in the deaths? Do we stick with Agamben or join the Arendtians with their fervancy for keeping life alive and bread eaten in dignity rather than cake eaten in slavery? Or, do we really make the move back to Fanon or jubilee and know that under the colonial predecents of the auschwitz event the slave often prefers the possibility of death to the continuing condition of inhumanity? It is interesting that in Paul Gilroy's account of this, he quotes Lacan: "death, precisely because it has been drawn into the functions of stake in the game... shows at the same time how much of the prior rule, as well as of the concluding settlement, has been elided. For in the last analysis it is necessary for the loser not to perish, in order to become a slave. In other words, the pact everywhere precedes violence before perpetuating it." (quoted in The Black Atlantic, 1993 p.63.) - (did Zizek get the Garner story from Gilroy?!). Death in life - is it just a metaphor? Is it so obvious to "the most superficial observer of of the processes that go on in the human body" that it is an untruth? Are the walking dead the site of political action par excellance? Should we then ask the question of: if this is not metaphor, then what could it possibly "feel like," all the time risking the assumption that it is a archetypal "experience"; something to be measured and recorded... What would Santner think?Friday, February 09, 2007
Friday Afternoon Confessional:
I confess that Thursday night I took a two-hour nap starting at 5:30. Whenever I wake up from one of those late naps, my heart is filled with regret.I confess that I'm not taking advantage of the awesome new post-tagging functionality in The New Blogger.
I confess that I had a fit of profound loneliness that may have been inspired by reading Sebald.
I confess that Google Maps' recent addition of CTA and Metra stops would be a lot cooler if they would actually show the routes of the trains instead of just the stations and, more importantly, if it was actually accurate.
I confess that I have a strange habit of leaving cabinets open all the time.
I confess that I have nothing further to confess at this time.